Planet of the Chimps
Why bother outlining when there are stories like this to read about?
I always thought the idea of a pet monkey was fun. They look so cute and cuddly in the zoo, and on Friends, Ross' pet monkey Marcell (sp?) seemed nice. But apparently chimps are mean little bastards. Not to criticize a grieving person, but I don't get the whole trying-to-reason-with-deranged-primates thing. But, hey, I'm anthropocentric (not to be confused with androcentric).
In light of this, exams don't seem so awful.