Thursday, September 14, 2006

Blu Cantrell, where are you?

I miss the good ol' days where when your man wanted to get buckwild, you just went back and hit 'em up style.

Apparently nowadays the response is to shell out a whole five hundred bucks to pay someone to kill the ho he may or may not be bagging. Because, yeah, *she's* the one you should be pissed at.

Jeebus. Sweetie, lay off the Big Macs. Clearly the Mickey D's chemicals are inhibiting your brain function. Stop before it is too late!!

Oh, wait. Whoopsie.

12 Comments:

At September 14, 2006 at 6:43 PM, Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Well, yikes and oy vey. That's pretty rasty. Our girl definitely qualifies as one of the world's stupidest criminals.

Of course Hillary Clinton never blamed Bill for his wandering penis. She laid :) the blame squarely on the women he romanced (if that's the right word.) This adorable duo made me seriously reconsider my Democratic loyalties for awhile.

But enough about me: Did Jessica get her 400 bucks back?

 
At September 14, 2006 at 9:09 PM, Blogger The Special Sauce said...

Uh.. no. she did not get her money back. she was arrested on charges of conspiracy to commit mrder. (And yes, it's a felony)
That woman is a complete ding-bat.
But it did get a good chuckle over hat article

 
At September 15, 2006 at 10:47 AM, Anonymous roonie said...

Um, seriously. Over appearing in a photo on MYSPACE? Because we all know that that is DEFINITELY worth killing over.

I was telling Rolando yesterday that there should be screening for MySpace permits or something. People do not know how to use that medium.

 
At September 15, 2006 at 2:45 PM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

lol, heart. She should try suing the cop for her money, because that would really entertain me :) And I'm with you, I hate male chauvinist politicians, AND their female apologists. I get that she stayed with him to serve her own ambition, and I understand the value of having powerful female politicians, but she did more harm than good for women by letting the creep get away with it.

special, I hope she doesn't get any conjugal visits... because she really should just not procreate.

roonie, I'll back you on that. Let's redo myspace like gmail -- you have to get invited to join! And instead of artificial age limits, let's just require people to pass a common-sense quiz before they're allowed to get a profile. Then again, for that matter, there should be some kind of minimum intelligence level required for people to be allowed internet access. Sadly, there is none...

 
At September 15, 2006 at 7:47 PM, Blogger CM said...

Is that who sings that song? I always hated the lyrics, but couldn't help liking the song and guiltily listened to it on the radio when I was alone.

 
At September 17, 2006 at 8:18 AM, Blogger NWsixer said...

And I always thought it took two to tango. Obviously it's too late to teach some people to dance.

Bizarre.... Mrs Sixer has always promised that if I ever chose to wander I'd find myself moving from a bass to a castrato.

Thankfully, marrying an angel makes such thinkgs unecessary.

*gushes*

*hands out barf-bags*

 
At September 17, 2006 at 7:01 PM, Blogger heartinsanfrancisco said...

Law Fairy, you're so right about Hillary doing more harm for women than good. We don't really want Tammy Wynette for President, now do we?

 
At September 18, 2006 at 10:13 AM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

cm, yup. I made the mistake I've made too many times -- I bought the cd because I liked the single (in my pre-itunes days, mind you) and found I only liked about two other songs on it. Ah, well. Experience is the hardest teacher...

sixer, awwwwwwwwww. (ducks into bathroom)

heart, sounds like a great idea for a screenplay. Let's keep those ideas in the realm of fiction, where they belong ;)

 
At September 18, 2006 at 11:28 AM, Anonymous Leif said...

Thesis: Blu Cantrell's "Hit 'em Up-style" is the sequel to Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me."

Discuss.

 
At September 18, 2006 at 4:07 PM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

shudder. You said "Shaggy." Am I the only one who can't STAND that he sounds like he has a bubble in his throat??

Interesting theory, though. Somewhere out there, a DJ must be splicing them...

 
At September 20, 2006 at 11:32 PM, Anonymous Leif said...

LF, he does that on purpose, you know. To sound more "rasta," I think. I heard an interview with him on a local radio show a couple of years ago; he sounded totally normal.

Also, he was in the USMC, so there's that.

 
At September 21, 2006 at 9:47 PM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

lol, Leif -- you really know your music icons! :)

Well, whatever reason he did it for, it just doesn't sound appealing to me. But hey, different stroke for different folks...

 

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