What's my motherfuckin' name?
Snoop Dogg has been arrested for allegedly carrying a collapsible baton onto an airplane, and faces up to three years in prison.
I think it's safe to say we all knew this was going to happen. Snoop Dogg is going to federal prison for carrying a baton.
Yep. I've always known that's why he'd go to prison.
Labels: Ear Candy, Law and Order
posted by Law Fairy @ 2:59 PM
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Well, if the baton doesn't get him, the last sentence of the article might:
Last month, the rapper was arrested at Bob Hope Airport in Burbank for investigation of illegal drug and gun possession. He posted $35,000 bail and was ordered to appear in court December 12.
Sheesh, what a loon.
I'm still cracking up about the baton. It makes me think of the episode of Seinfeld where Kramer gets arrested while he's wearing the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat and carrying a cane, and happens to find a prostitute living in his car.
I'm sure there are lots of charges out there against good ol' Snoop. This one just makes me laugh.
Also, I hope someone tells the competitive cheerleaders to leave their batons in their checked luggage...
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out what the baton was for. I'm just appreciating (maybe too much) the fact that *Snoop Dogg* was arrested for attempting to bring "illegal" (snork) contraband onto an aircraft -- and the contraband is a freaking BATON.
As an aside, last I checked, batons aren't weapons. But, again, you gotta question the intelligence of a bureaucracy that won't let you bring a knife on board, but still lets Chuck Norris fly... not that I'd ever try to stop Chuck from getting on a plane.
The baton isn't really like a cheerleader's baton, unless cheerleaders fill theirs with lead at the end and borrow them from law enforcement... See here: http://makeashorterlink.com/?H3AD25E1E
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