Monday, June 05, 2006

Random thought for the day

Since I can't even bring an empty lighter onto a plane these days (since me plus dangerous contraband like a Swiss army knife equals trouble), I wonder if Chuck Norris is simply denied boarding?

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4 Comments:

At June 5, 2006 at 7:31 PM, Blogger lakhawk said...

You go to Vegas for a weekend and this is the best you have to offer?! And don't give me that "what happens in Vegas..." crap. :)

 
At June 5, 2006 at 10:38 PM, Blogger annika said...

Chuck Norris once carried an entire plane onto a plane... and then smoked it in the lavatory.

 
At June 5, 2006 at 10:45 PM, Blogger odderie said...

Annika, that is the best quote I have ever HEARD. Holy crap.

I can't believe you couldn't take the lighter!!!!!!!!!!!! GODLESS COMMIE BASTARDS!

 
At June 6, 2006 at 10:36 AM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

lak, hehehe. Don't worry, I intend to make a full (or fuller, anyway) report shortly. I'm hoping odderie will get some pictures to me so I can post one or two. I have a *great* picture (O knows the one!) but it's a Polaroid and I don't have a scanner! :(

annika, seriously. I would not wanna be the TSA guy messing with Chuck Norris at the checkpoint.

odderie, I know, it was such a bummer! The security dude didn't even care that it was a gift for my brother :( Stupid government.

 

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