Question to all the litigators out there

Do you ever have days where you kinda wanna hurt opposing counsel? Like, not just a sucker-punch, although I have to say I have a mighty hankering to hand out one of those right now. But like, really do something just painful and irritating? Maybe something that'll leave a nasty bruise or rash?

Like a rub burn. Or a bunch of those really tiny pinches. Or a jackhammer to the head.

Just wondering.