Sunday, November 20, 2005

Door-to-door cablemen

I guess it's true that you really never know when the cable guy is going to chow up.

Here I am, minding my own business at the computer, when my doorbell rings. I walk to the door and standing outside is an Adelphia employee.

"Is your cable working all right?" he asked.

I furrowed my brows, confused.

"Um, I don't have Adelphia."

"Oh," he seems to brighten, "are you getting anything on the TV?"

"Yeah," I say, "I have DirecTV."

He thanks me and walks off.

How strange. Apparently Adelphia is now selling cable door to door?



At November 20, 2005 at 7:33 PM, Blogger Micah said...

Sounds like the beginning of a porn movie to me.

At November 21, 2005 at 8:47 AM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

Oh God, and how fitting. The dude was nowhere near hot.


At November 21, 2005 at 3:24 PM, Blogger Micah said...

Have you seen Ron Jeremy? You don't have to be "hot" to be a male porn star. Maybe the cable guy is packing.

At November 21, 2005 at 3:37 PM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

That's EXACTLY the problem with porn. Porn with hot guys? That, I would watch. But the crap they put out now? I mean, only in a pinch.

At November 21, 2005 at 6:01 PM, Blogger Micah said...

Honestly, I'm not looking at the guys, so I could care less. :)

Maybe all the hot guys are in gay porn. There you go.

At November 21, 2005 at 8:56 PM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

mmmmmmmm gay porn...


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