I want my own wikipedia entry...

I'll admit it. I'm an attention whore. My desire for attention is so overpowering that, even as a full-grown working attorney, I still feel a twinge of jealousy when someone else reasonably close to my shoes gets some kind of award or notoriety (the good kind, anyway). This probably doesn't surprise a lot of you, particularly the cynics in the bunch, since you already know that secretly, everyone living in Los Angeles wants to be a movie star.

So it should come as no surprise to you that I'm now craving my own internet phenomenon. If someone can become famous by blogging about a friend's stolen sidekick, why not me? Hellooooo, GMA, I'm right here!

Any ideas on how to make myself famous in a matter of hours? I won't eat spiders or puppies. But other ideas are welcome.