::smirk::
I just can't help but laugh at this.
The masterful Stephen Colbert and his oafish muse, Bill O'Reilly, are appearing on each other's shows. Ohhhh, this is delicious.
I think this part is my favorite:
"I'm really looking forward to speaking to a man who owes his entire career to me," O'Reilly said.
::hooting laughter::
Yes, Bill, it has nothing to do with Stephen's remarkable talent of making fun of people to their faces with them not being a hundred percent sure he's doing it. Nope, it's all you, buddy. And don't you worry about that monster ego of yours getting crushed when the two of you go face-to-face. I have absolute confidence that you're oblivious enough that you won't even realize how brilliantly he's insulting you.
Oh man. I cannot wait to see Billy boy taken down a peg or seventy.
Labels: Funny, Good Things, H-wood
posted by Law Fairy @ 11:35 AM
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AWESOME!
Man, you know, if I could force myself to stop dry heaving any time O'Reilly's face appears on television and if I could calm myself enough to allow my eyes to remain firmly intact in my skull whenever he speaks, I might actually watch this.
However, since I cannot and since O'Reilly makes me absolutely insane, I'll have to miss out on the fun.
But I hope you'll blog some of the really great quotes I'm sure will come out of this.
I need to remember to set my TiVo. Set TiVo, set TiVo, set TiVo...
When I was home for Christmas I had a drink in the airport bar with my dad. Bill O'Reilly's ugly mug was taking up the TV screen and I muttered "ick, what a fucktard." My dad snapped me the most horrified look and said "WATCH your language!"
Doesn't really have much to do with my post, but it cracked me up. We were in a fucking BAR... there shouldn't have been kidlets wandering around, if that's what he was worried about.
Sounds like my family. Are you from the South?
Colorado. But we lived in Tennessee for five years when I was little bitty... does that count?
Close enough.
I get comments like that all the time from my parents and grew up listening to my dad fixing things around the house yelling, "Son of a Mother Hubbard," "God Bless America," and other such great little phrases in lieu of the obvious.
I remember when I was 18 and first uttered a "crap" - I thought my mom's head was going to spin.
I have them trained now. ;)
Well, the funny thing is, he's really not prudish about swearing. He'll let one fly every now and then. I just thought it was so funny that he was concerned about me swearing in a BAR. It just cracks me up :)
I remember the first time I heard my mother say "what the hell." I'd done something really bad (I don't remember what) and it scared me so much I almost passed out :)
O'Reilly has a big ego and the man seems angry most of the time. He will most likely cut off Stephen as soon as there is disagreement.
I guess America and the rest of the world owe O'Reilly big time for their accomplishments. :)
As for cursing in front of my parents; I have done it a few times by accident. With my friends and people that I work with, every second word is a beep.
knights, my guess of what will happen is that Colbert will "agree" with him and in the process show what an idiot he is. I cannot WAIT.
And you're right -- clearly I owe my law school education, my passing the bar, my surviving puberty, and my blog to Bill O'Reilly.
I've cursed in front of my GRANDMA. She did not like it one goddamn bit. 0:-)
drew, it's stored on my TiVo and I can't wait to watch it!
If only I didn't have a brief to finish first...
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