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posted by Law Fairy @ 6:19 PM 6 comments
the bounty hunter?
Only if it's a hunting dog. I'd trust them to lead me anywhere.Pugs... not so much.
Awww...Two tangentially related comments (I'm on my 3rd glass of wine after a hellish day, so...judge me, whatever):I forget where I read it, but it stuck with me: "If God is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats"andalso, I want a custom bumper sticker that says: "WARNING! In Case of Rapture, I'm Stealing Your Car"
so now andy is supporting rapture theology?
Hardly. I just meant that if there is a rapture and you're driving a better car than I am (of which there's a damn good chance) I see no reason why I shouldn't just appropriate it. (But, there is no rapture.)
gino, I wish my dog were a bounty hunter. Then I might be able to retire. Although he'd probably suck at it. He's kind of a wuss around strangers.drew, hmmmm. Not sure where Cujo would fit on that spectrum. To be safe, I think I'll do the driving for now.andy, that's an awesome bumper sticker. Both of them. You should try marketing it. I'll buy one :)
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the bounty hunter?
Only if it's a hunting dog. I'd trust them to lead me anywhere.
Pugs... not so much.
Awww...
Two tangentially related comments (I'm on my 3rd glass of wine after a hellish day, so...judge me, whatever):
I forget where I read it, but it stuck with me: "If God is Your Co-Pilot, Switch Seats"
and
also, I want a custom bumper sticker that says: "WARNING! In Case of Rapture, I'm Stealing Your Car"
so now andy is supporting rapture theology?
Hardly. I just meant that if there is a rapture and you're driving a better car than I am (of which there's a damn good chance) I see no reason why I shouldn't just appropriate it. (But, there is no rapture.)
gino, I wish my dog were a bounty hunter. Then I might be able to retire. Although he'd probably suck at it. He's kind of a wuss around strangers.
drew, hmmmm. Not sure where Cujo would fit on that spectrum. To be safe, I think I'll do the driving for now.
andy, that's an awesome bumper sticker. Both of them. You should try marketing it. I'll buy one :)
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