I've been road-raged!
So I'm driving to work this morning and I'm sitting at a stoplight, and out of nowhere a projectile comes hurling toward me and hits my window, leaving a milky-brown liquid dripping down my driver's-side window and windshield. WTF?
I look over to see a psychotic blonde woman rushing back toward her car. I flip her off and she reciprocates and starts yelling stuff I obviously can't hear, since (thank God) my window is up.
What? Am I sleeping with her ex or something?
Weaker sex, my ass.
posted by Law Fairy @ 10:02 AM
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"Milky brown liquid"? I don't want to know.
As the song goes: baby, you got to get out of LA.
It was her latte. The grossest part: the foam congealed on my car as I finished the drive to work. Wish I'd taken the asshole's license plate so I could sue her for assault, battery and vandalism. Sigh... someday I'll be a better lawyer...
Wait, some random woman threw a latte at you...just because?
um, yeah, apparently so. Yup.
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