Uh huh...
Apparently the only people who have seen little Suri Cruise are fellow Scientoligsts -- no outsiders allowed, including the King of Cinema himself, Steven Spielberg. Perhaps the conspiracy theorists among us have been on to something all along? Seems awfully strange to me that a couple whose existence appeared to depend on the paparazzi would suddenly shun it once their supposed biological child popped out. But hey, that's just me, living here in crazy old RealityLand.
Labels: H-wood, Religiosity
posted by Law Fairy @ 10:25 AM
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3 Comments:
At least they haven't dangled her off a balcony. That we know of.
Good point about their existence depending on paparazzi. Maybe they're peeved that certain factions wanted to make a national holiday of the birthday of Brad and Angelina's progeny.
We're not in Kansas anymore, are we, Toto?
The adoption process is taking longer than expected, and despite Tom's (waning and openly psychotic) megawatt starpower pull, the fake pregnancy lapsed and yet, still - NO BABY ARRIVED ON THE BABY TRAIN! I mean, who better to host a hoax of this degree than Tom Cruise? He has plenty of experience with adoptions, and I'm sure he picked up a few sneaky tricks from all those Mission: Impossible movies. The most embarrassing thing is that Katie Holmes is from my home town, and I used to - USED TO! - give her more credit than that. Now, well, I simply cannot.
heartinsf -- yeah, seriously! Brangelina got five million whatever for the picture of their kid and gave it to charity. Why don't the scientologists do the same for their little cause?
roonie -- oh man, that is a bummer. Crazy how different two people from the same place can grow up :)
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