I'm a bad girl
By which I mean, not that I am a bad person who is female, but that I'm bad at being a Girl.
Exhibit A: I hate wedding planning.
I mean, truly and deeply hate it.
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Labels: Angry Rants, Navel-gazing
By which I mean, not that I am a bad person who is female, but that I'm bad at being a Girl.
Labels: Angry Rants, Navel-gazing
Today I have what I hope is just a nasty bout of allergies, and in conjunction with the fact that I had people over for dinner last night and have a ton of home-based crap I didn't get done over the weekend, this led me to opt to work from home for the day. As you can see, I'm quite busy at it.
Labels: Korporate Amerika, Navel-gazing
So, time will only tell if I'm "back," as in for good, or at least for long enough to matter for the internets. But I'm back today, anyway, if anyone still has me on their RSS feed or randomly stumbles onto my page via an ill-conceived Google search.
Labels: Blog Stuff, Good Things
Lulz. Apparently only boys play GTA4, and apparently Rockstar is more effective at military training than the government. I think the solution to our problem is obvious: draft those little hoodlums and put 'em to work killin' Iraqis!! I mean, duh.
Labels: PIRATES, Puters and such, Things That Totally Matter
We're in a recession, people. You really care so much about who the people down the street are having sex with that you're going to waste millions of dollars so you can pass a law making their lives more difficult? I swear, you people spend more time thinking about gay sex than the gays do. It's like a sick obsession.
Labels: Angry Rants, Bigotry
Look, all I'm saying is, even if you're hesitant about the whole gay marriage thing (don't worry, you'll get used to it), if you live in California this can only be a good thing. Think about all the money that's going to pour into California's wedding industry. My state can kiss the recession goodbye!!
Labels: Good Things, Law and Order, Politicality
People kinda suck. Shit like this is almost enough to make me run to Oregon, register to vote, and vote for Barack Obama.
Labels: Bigotry, Politicality, Sad but True
I'm tempted to be annoyed (given my physical inability to join the Cult Of Obama), but I simply cannot help but be impressed with the sheer brilliance of Keith Olbermann's spin-tastic take on the never-ending Primary War of '08. Here's the (kind of long) piece in case you haven't seen it:
Labels: Politicality
Labels: Good Things, H-wood, Politicality
Or maybe it's Starbucks I should be blaming. Or probably a combination of the two.
Labels: Korporate Amerika, Pet Peeves
I'll never be popular. But at least, if and when the United States is overswept with some horrific social philosophy calling for, say, the ritualistic murder of red-headed children of Ukranian descent born on the full moon, I'll be one of the martyrs instead of one of the conspirators. Um, yay.
Labels: Angry Rants, Bigotry, Politicality
You're pretty brave and know where to go, but if it weren't for that 120-watt bulb on top, you'd be Zombie Chow.
Link: The Super Zombie Survival Test OkCupid |
Labels: How I Rule, Time-wasters