Teh video games is destroying are kids!!!11!!one!!

Lulz. Apparently only boys play GTA4, and apparently Rockstar is more effective at military training than the government. I think the solution to our problem is obvious: draft those little hoodlums and put 'em to work killin' Iraqis!! I mean, duh.

Okay, for reals, the game can actually be totally socially responsible. For example, the game discourages drunk driving, because it's so freaking impossible to drive when your character's drunk. Observe.

West COOOAAAWWWIST!

A couple of Angelinos are taking New York to task for being so self-obsessed, even in its sarcastic raps. They've created their own rap to contend with the popular original, "Lazy Sunday," or as it's more popularly known, "The Chronic-what-cles of Narnia."

Why it's funny? Of all the things to fight about, this has got to be one of the coolest.

Even the Midwest is eager for some blood.

I say, let the games begin! And may the best geographic area (that would be the West Coast, by the way), um, win!

Gassing the Steelers!

Steelers running back Jerome Bettis* has been given the key to the city of Detroit.

Guess who the city last gave its key to?

I knew there was a reason I didn't like the Steelers!

* I actually kinda wish it was a different Steeler, because Jerome is actually a pretty cool guy. His team still sucks, though.

I fucking HATE the Steelers!

Bitches

>:-(

I don't get it

Could someone please explain the new MGD ads to me? I don't get it.

I'm talking about the ones where people in various clubs/bars will be pleading with the bartender to give them a bottle of Miller, protesting "I'm 25!" There's some allusion to needing to be thirty to sip the carbonated concoction.

Is the point that if you look 30 or younger you get carded? If so, how did these people get into the club in the first place?

Is the point that Miller is for old people (the spin word for this is "sophisticated")? Don't worry, Miller -- my 24-year-old self prefers martinis to average-ish yeast-based beverages anyway.

I'm probably thinking too much about this, but I really don't understand the commercial.

Hells yeah!!

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

About time, too. 1998 was WAY too long ago.