Gassing the Steelers!
Steelers running back Jerome Bettis* has been given the key to the city of Detroit.
Guess who the city last gave its key to?
I knew there was a reason I didn't like the Steelers!
* I actually kinda wish it was a different Steeler, because Jerome is actually a pretty cool guy. His team still sucks, though.
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posted by Law Fairy @ 7:18 AM
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That is just this side of hilarious. :)
What's the big deal? I think my hometown gave a Key to the City to Pol Pot.
o-dog -- and this is the right side of hilarious to be on :)
micah -- wait... is that a joke? I guess now I have two cities to avoid... aw, hell -- it's not like I'm ever moving east of, say, Nebraska ever again anyway :)
Nah, I'm just kidding. But my hometown (a suburb of Richmond) used to be verrrrrry whitebread.
Never say never. Just wait until your firm gives you a sweet-ass transfer package...
Well, in fairness, I didn't say "never." I said "ever."
:D
But "Ever say ever" is a phrase that A) makes no sense and B) sounds really stupid.
Sounds like something a retard would say.
Haha! Retards!
You're evil. And so am I for posting this for your sadistic enjoyment.
Why Detroit hasn't given a key to the city to the man who played Inspector Todd in the Beverly Hills Cop films is just plain baffling. Where is Gilbert R. Hill's key? He's the city's greatest hero.
Or Eminem, for that matter? He's... um... well, he's rich. That could maybe be good for the city?
(And thanks for stopping by my blog, tf!)
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