Gassing the Steelers!
Steelers running back Jerome Bettis* has been given the key to the city of Detroit.
Guess who the city last gave its key to?
I knew there was a reason I didn't like the Steelers!
* I actually kinda wish it was a different Steeler, because Jerome is actually a pretty cool guy. His team still sucks, though.
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