Sunday, January 29, 2006

Loud bug noises

I think there is a special place in hell for whoever invented the car horn that plays "La Cucaracha." There is absolutely no reason for a horn to be that loud and obnoxious. Not to mention, it does a really poor job of accomplishing what horns are really for: emphasizing to other drivers, in addition to the bird you flip them, what major assholes they are. If someone hears "La Cucaracha" after cutting you off, it's going to make her laugh at you, and rightly so. Not only are you so slow that you made another driver impatient enough to cut you off, you're stupid enough to buy that inane melody for your car.

In particular, I despise whoever decided to sell and install that irritating horn in the car of the construction worker who works on the building next to my apartment, beginning at 7 AM every day. Nothing like waking up to "La Cucaracha" and power drills bright and early after spending the better part of the previous night drinking.

If I found a way to break the horn, that wouldn't count as vandalism, right? I mean, for something to be vandalism, it has to cause damage -- and *anything* has to be better than that stupid song.



At January 30, 2006 at 3:10 PM, Blogger Micah said...

You must really hate Bo and Luke Duke.

And if you think that's annoying, allow me to introduce you to Bubb Rubb (right click-save as).

At January 31, 2006 at 9:15 AM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

I've never even seen an episode of the Dukes of Hazzard. I couldn't tell you what it's about.

And I'm proud of that fact :D

At January 31, 2006 at 9:37 AM, Blogger Micah said...

Well, you see, it's about two redneck brothers (and their moonshinin' uncle and hotty cousin) who have been runnin' from the law since the day they were born and they drive an orange hot rod and their horn plays "Dixie" and there's this corrupt town boss and police department and there's always bridges out of service so they have to jump over them in their orange hot road and they have arrows tipped with explosives so they blow up barns and junk and...

At January 31, 2006 at 9:39 AM, Blogger The Law Fairy said...

::covers ears and starts humming loudly::

I can't HEEEAAARRR you!


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